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Likely a Low Scoring Affair

So the Seahawks travel to the second biggest joke in the NFC West. Boy, what a team in shambles. The San Francisco 49ers have SO. MUCH. TALENT. Hats off to Alex Smith and Mike Singletary for making such a talented … Continue reading

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These Aren’t Your Mother’s Seattle Seahawks

First off, my apologies for the lack of posts. Work and life has been utterly hectic, and I’ve had little time to write. Onward. The Seattle Seahawks’ may not be a lot better than they’ve been in the previous two … Continue reading

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Seahawks 22, Cardinals 10; Can You Hear Me Now?

Max Hall showed his age when he made some rather unwise (read: completely idiotic) pre-game comments when asked about playing at Qwest Field. So, Max, aside from your undoubtedly bleeding eardrums, have you heard the phrase “shit the bed”? Well, … Continue reading

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The Anatomy of the 2010 Seattle Seahawks

Remember the scene from Pinocchio where wooden puppet Pinocchio turns into human Pinocchio and shrieks “I’m a real boy!”? Yeah, neither do I, but I get the gist. I think we can all draw a similar metaphor to the Seattle Seahawks: it … Continue reading

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What Rhymes with “Live and Shoe”?

Hint: a very attainable Seattle Seahawks win/loss record after a week 8 ‘bictory’ over the Oakland Raiders. I just can’t bring myself to say it aloud. Or type it. I can’t. And don’t you DARE do so yourself. You’ll break … Continue reading

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Creativity was the Name of the Game

While driving to my buddy’s place to watch the game, I was listening to the radio for pre-game updates and heard the news that DT Brandon Mebane was inactive for the game. I nearly swerved into oncoming traffic. On purpose. … Continue reading

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